Sunday, January 30, 2011

To cloth or not to cloth!!

Clothes are one of the most important inventions of mankind. In fact they have got a history attached to them. They were the first direct outcome of that evil forbidden fruit that was eaten by the oh-I-am-a-dumb-bimbo-Eve and I-do-what-the-bimbo-says-jackass-Adam, with all due respect. The wisdom was granted to them by the great tree and the first thing that they realized was that they are well, naked. They run for the neighboring bushes to hide from, you guessed it right, each other. This is quite strange considering the fact that after that they actually saw each other naked many a times; they had how many babies?
Clothes are a legacy given to us, by Adam and Eve. Crappy relatives to have, still they are our relatives. You do not through away the legacy of your aunt Muriel when she died. You want to, I know but you don't. Especially when the gift ain't half as bad. After all even if it started as a savior from shame but now acts as a hero for us in so many other dimensions. From heat, dust, cold (weather in general), helps in peacocking and of course gives us what I would call a banner. To show which teams we are on or for that matter are we in business mood or are having fun. Our attires tell others everything. Imagine a women's football match with no clothes to find out the teams of those sweaty naked girls.
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Oh! I am sorry. Just went into an imagination spree. Thankfully came back from the dream before it became a sticky one. So back to topic. Clothes are important in all respect. They help in seduction too, you know. If there is nothing to hide what will you reveal. Where is the thrill, isn't it.
Of course the way the girls wear clothes now-a-days it seems that all the wisdom from the forbidden fruit is long gone and the paradise was lost in vain. Such a waste. I am not saying I am some saint here. Frankly speaking the speed with which the girl's helm line is going up and how much the boys want their pants to go down I feel like God should actually accept us back. We are not Adam and Eve. If given the opportunity we will gladly go naked in that heavenly garden of his. There are whole societies who promote this lack of clothing. Even good causes are approaching towards this idea. Peta obviously likes the God's way. This sect though is small. We have got a whole large section of people who promote clothes and I am not talking about fashion magazines or designers (they are in fact God's spies behind enemy lines), I am talking about fashion houses and and Cloth mills. Also those religious branches, I already have a million reasons to dislike. I have mentioned a few in my earlier article here.
So, in this world where clothes liking people are in such overwhelming majority there is a shameful admission I want to make. This whole article is frankly just a guilt-ridden one. I with all humbleness and regret admit that I am not a very good heir. I do not like clothes very much. The lesser the better- that's my motto. My favorite season i summer and it has got nothing to do with the new movie '500 days of Summer'. It is mostly water melon and lack of clothes. I dislike winters for pretty much just one reason- too many clothes. In fact I was just taking a bath (in the middle of the night, in light winters) and it took me more than an hour to wear my clothes back. Just didn't feel like it. Any of you get that feeling after a bath?

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